Angry, Creepy, Cowardly Joe

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Forget unworthy comparisons to Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Reagan, or Trump.  Ventriloquist Dummy Biden couldn’t — in his wildest dreams — manage to lead an army, write and speak eloquently, or succeed in the private sector beyond the safe confines of quid-pro-quo corruption and life on the public dole.  He has no talents or gifts that distinguish him in any way.  His singular accomplishment is that he has managed to hold office in Washington, D.C., for half a century.  Yet that feat distinguishes him as a mere barnacle clinging to the ship of State, sponging off the accomplishments of other larger-than-life American leaders who swam the Potomac’s currents as political whales.  What is more, American voters have known this about him for decades, as they overwhelmingly rejected him in two previous humiliating runs for the White House before Basement-Dwelling Biden managed to collect enough mail-in ballots (wink-wink) to make him the most popularly elected president in American history.  You see, if you harvest enough ballots (and break enough election rules), you can miraculously go from worst to first in no time.  Uff-da.

Two questions kept running through my mind as I watched the sleazy spectacle unfold: (1) How has America fallen so far?; and (2) Who in their right mind would ever go fight a war overseas for this fraud?

As for the first question, the answer’s pretty obvious: slow and steady ruination orchestrated from within the cesspool of government.  You spend the last century undermining America’s federalist system by stealing inherent powers reserved for the states and the American people and transferring them to some unholy Frankensteinian D.C. monster recklessly wielding unconstitutional authority.  You distort the delegated separation of powers so completely that the Supreme Court writes laws, the Executive Branch declares war, unaccountable bureaucratic agents browbeat ordinary American citizens, and Congress conducts show trials, while cashing checks from the big-monied interests politicians actually represent.  

You go out of your way to teach America’s children that Almighty God is not real and that God-given freedom is made-up; and then you spend decades teaching those children’s children that Big Government is the highest power, and that the almighty State will reward “politically correct” subjects with a lot of “free” stuff if they remain well-behaved.  You mock virtue and sacrifice, character and courage; and you place sin, vice, and other cheaply obtained pursuits of no worth high on a pedestal, as if they should be idolized as precious luxuries to be pursued and adored.  

You open America’s borders to too many outsiders who don’t share the nation’s values or history.  You disrespect citizens and ignore their needs and complaints.  You orchestrate fraud-filled elections that destroy trust and breed hostility.  You redefine the plain meaning of words, peddle propaganda, and smother truth.  You turn the “free” press into controlled organs of the State.  You transform the courts into a two-tiered criminal (in)justice system that protects the powerful and persecutes the powerless.  You disgrace the Department of Justice by using FBI agents and federal prosecutors as political partisans, inquisitors, and cheaply bought whores. 

You do all this, shake the whole sordid mess in society’s giant tumbler until it’s ready to explode, and throw the nasty, stinking awfulness out back until it smells like vulture vomit baking in the hot summer sun.  Then, and only then, have you created a concoction so revolting and unsavory that someone as venal, petty, and repugnant as Joe Biden can walk past the stench without anyone much noticing.