May 13, 2022

In the movie Jaws, the Roy Scheider character (Chief Brody) famously declares “we’re gonna need a bigger boat.”  With today’s Democrat party, they’re going to need a much bigger clown car. 

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Democrat “thought leaders,” influencers, politicos, and voters all speak the same progressive patois — sustainability, equity, intersectionality, cultural appropriation, white fragility, and of course racism.  United in kneejerk conformity, they have all mastered the vernacular of victimhood and meaningless platitudes.

Bumper sticker slogans abound, and yard signs — science is real; love is love — loudly proclaim Democrat voters’ cheap moral virtue and confirm their mindless banality.  It would be like former MSNBC zealot Keith Olbermann, perhaps the worst person in the world, hooking up with Charles Manson to sing “We Are Family” — or maybe just hooking up, or practicing a pansexual twerking routine, or something.

Lost in a counterfactual wilderness of lies, the progressive volk always have their panties in a bunch.  On a given day, they just know that Mike Lindell and his pillows represent a direct threat to global democracy. 

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If Oracle co-founder and 2nd tier billionaire Larry Ellison donates a few million dollars for a conservative cause, that’s illegitimate dark money and progressives are aghast; however, if 1st tier billionaire George Soros gives tens of billions of dollars to far left progressive causes, that’s not dark money, it’s philanthropy. 

The tattooed wastrels of Antifa, most of them hideously ugly middle-aged white men, have engaged in a years-long orgy of rioting, defacing, and destroying once vibrant downtowns nationwide. 

Violently attacking and sometimes murdering innocent passersby, vandalizing public and private property, toppling statues, and throwing containers of feces (chimpanzees are also known to throw feces) has earned Antifa the admiration of a majority of (D) voters. 

Of course, Federal Bureau of Investigation director Christopher Wray denies Antifa exists at all (which should raise eyebrows about the FBI’s actual relationship with Antifa).

By at least a 2-1 margin, Democrat voters support the silencing and censorship of anybody with whom they have ideological disagreements (i.e. conservative citizens).  Illiberal progressives get a dopamine rush every time they excommunicate a conservative from the public square; but, like heroin junkies, progressives soon need to cancel more and bigger scalps to temporarily quell their rage addiction. 

Infantile Democrats are petulant killjoys screeching for their pacifiers.  Yet, no matter how many of their absurd demands are granted, or how often conservatives surrender on any and all cultural debates, progressives just become further infuriated.